66 points

I did some research and TouHou is a bullet hell game so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

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so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

But that’s normal.?

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14 points

So, like a normal BJ, then?

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More like a woman surrounded by a thousand dicks and trying to dodge them without taking one in the mouth. Aka a normal day in the US now.

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did donald trump pass the Flying Penis Law already?

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39 points

The one getting blowed plays the trumpet and/or shoots curving lasers.

Obviously.

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4 points

I had to have an operation for that

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31 points

it’s when you dodge all the shots

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13 points

Cumshot graze bonus

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3 points

Like dark souls?

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31 points
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10 points

you have to dodge orange balls while doing it

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