47 points

Is no one else gonna do it? Alright, guess I’m it.

Steve Harvey: “We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?”

Contestant: “The penis”

SH: “A WUH… HUH??”

audience erupts into laughter

Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself

laughter gets even louder

SH: O lordy…

one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP

the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls

the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says…

the board shows 100 for “penis”

Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

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12 points

that’s the actual script from every episode

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This video perfectly describes that format

https://youtu.be/b3BJpO59F4g

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2 points

What a way to start the day

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1 point

Papa meat is certainly not for the faint of heart.

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48 points

My impression of modern Family Feud is that they just ask bait questions that intentionally elicit suggestive/gross answers just so Steve Harvey can pretend to have a conniption whenever a contestant guesses one of those answers and gets it right.

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16 points

Bait questions are not new to the show or the genre

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These day time game shows used to be so mild and the kind of thing my grandpa would watch. Now daytime shows are just as trashy as Jerry Springer was back in the day

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There was an old maybe 70s or 80s game show with couples. Like the newlywed or match maker games. I remember a “what’s the strangest place you made whoopie?” And the lady was like “umm in the butt.”

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Yeah, used to enjoy the show, but can’t stand it since Harvey took hold. Nothing (much) against the guy, but the schtick quickly grew extremely old - you’ve seen one ep, you’ve seen 'em all. But I guess I’m too old to be the target demographic anymore.

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you should have some things against the guy. he’s a terrible person.

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I don’t pay him enough attention to know, but I did say that I didn’t have much against him. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a far worse person than I care to know, all things considered. Unfortunately, there’s WAY too many of them to keep track of nowadays - my brain’s already past capacity at this point.

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12 points

I swear this show is just preparing people for “Oww my balls!”

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10 points

US voting booths this year:

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7 points

Idiocracy becomes more and more relevant every year.

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Invest in COSTCO now. According to idiocracy, if anything thrives it will be Costco, Carl’s Jr., and Starbucks (that’s where you get handjobs)

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3 points

That’s right, it goes in the square hole

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Lol one of the best videos ever

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Host already has the reaction face down for it

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19 points

Inseminate him … bro?

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Cows are boys and sheep are girls. Everybody knows this

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They give birth to goats, that’s why we call them kids.

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7 points

You’ve got to admit he would really hate a cow to do that to him

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AI doesn’t always result in offspring, but it’s still AI if the effort is made. That farmer should prepare for effort to be made.

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Do farmers slap cow asses?

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Family feud is just a survey of 100 people so it’s not important whether or not they actually slap a cows ass but more how prominent that idea is in people’s heads. I’ve definitely seen it done in the media, mostly cartoons, but I wouldn’t want to do that to a cow in the real world.

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Not just farmers

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When trying to get them to move sometimes, but I’m not sure what else this might refer to. I mostly just watch youtube videos of people doing pasture-raised beef and the occasional hoof-trimming videos, so I’m not sure.

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