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More like 1, 2, 10! 💥💥💥 (like in Home Alone)

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  1. Get a job working for Google making anti-adblockers.

  2. Use your 20% time contributing to FOSS stealth adblocker and anti-anti-adblockers.

  3. ???

  4. Profit for life

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This was actually my life a few years ago.

I was hardening our applications to stop scraping and automation bots.

Then contributing to open-source to have better scraping and automation.

I wasn’t purposely creating loop holes or anything because that’s highly illegal. It’s about making sure both sides “play nice”, because the automation bots are frequently used by spammers/evildoers.

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I would accept “I work for the team that tries to detect ad blockers on YouTube, and slow down the process with bureaucracy.”

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colleague of the marketing guy that just makes up metrics to pretend to his boss and stakeholders that their work on ads makes any difference

laudable professionals

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just say I help improve ad blockers on YouTube and refuse to elaborate.

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30 points

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LMAO where is this picture from

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Disney World.

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More like

Skip beating in 30 seconds

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