2 points
Pulls out a Sunstone
4 points
And that, Elon, is how I wooed your mother.
16 points
ohhhh … sweetie … they’re all blood diamonds!
13 points
Unless they’re synthetic.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_diamond
Apparently, ‘grown’ diamonds made up as much as 17% of the cosmetic diamond market in 2023, and by 2017, they were 15 to 20% less expensive than traditionally mined (almost always blood) diamonds.
3 points
She almost popped the centuries old wine for this occasion.
7 points
Is this why she went with Gomez instead?
3 points