Wait, why does Superman have income? Has he been charging the people for his services this whole time?
Well he did that one time he wanted to catch that gang leader, million dollar joe or something like that
Maybe there’s a shell company that Clark Kent makes payments to, and then Superman bills it for nonexistent super-services so that he can have some spending money while in costume.
But the minimum taxable income is $13K, so the only reason to run this scam would be if Superman was spending more than thirteen grand in costume, and that would raise so many more questions!
Like where does he put the money when in costume? He clearly doesn’t have pockets and I’ve never seen Superman carrying a bag of any sort.
I feel like they should just say Superman is Tax Exempt and call it a day.
Now that Superman claimed me as a dependent on his taxes, the government took away my HSA and I’ve gone headlong into CRIPPLING MEDICAL DEBT!
Thanks Superman!
I believe this comic panel contains all the context necessary.
Exactly. Clearly he has 2 billion kids - that’s why the world population is so high today and they call that generation the “Baby Boomers”.
Turns out their kryptonite was lead tho.
I’m a mod so I’m allowed to break the rules, but I promise to ban myself if I do it again.
Taxing a guy who saves the world on a regular basis seems rude.
Also, he fights for truth, justice and the American way, and what’s more American than finding a loophole to avoid paying taxes?
