The answers will astound you, because they are so blatantly obvious.

2 points

Now that’s what I call Bad News!

Ha ha y’see, because it’s - yes, no, it’s really quite amusing as, it’s heheh! already news you see, and so wait, but what I’ve done, wait wait it’s- but, okay fine FINE! Fine.

Sheesh.

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5 points

Tough crowd.

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Don’t forget to sunbathe your brown eye, y’all

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I love reading the “news” in the Star. The only paper to cater to people dummer than The Sun

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I genuinely can’t tell if that’s a deliberate typo.

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Clearly, you don’t read the Sun…

it’s something of an in-joke as one of my friends observed that very spelling of the word in said publication.

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Clearly, you don’t read the Sun…

I’m from Liverpool, a lad in my class at school died at Hillsborough. We don’t forget.

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SMRT I mean SMART

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I must click the link to find out.

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No foul language - i.e. French 🤮

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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