61 points
“is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours”
Fuck, is this why I’m on vampire hours all the goddamn time? Being straight sucks. Why hasn’t Liberal Media™ converted me yet like I was promised it would!?
22 points
Given your behavior on this instance, I have a hard time believing you’re entirely straight.
19 points
You would think, but I just don’t have any taste in boys*
*except for monsters, I’d fuck a monster in an instant
16 points
10 points
Sounds very gay to me.
14 points
20 points
It certainly could be gay. And that’s ok.
28 points
Love who you want to, and if said love relieves your nasal congestion, even better.
17 points
Friends with (health) benefits
1 point
