18 points
It’s a weird power though. Seems selective on the type of media we can power through. EULA? sure. Spam email, totally. but an emotionally charged text message from a female? that takes weeks to decipher.
26 points
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50 points
We can also change our hair colour instantly on demand.
10 points
Wait, why is there a whole section about my anus?
21 points
63 points
I mean, there’s no option to “Don’t accept It, but keep using the thing”
32 points
That’s because the appropriate response to not agreeing to the terms and conditions is to leave.
17 points