You can take the sweater off when you’re not sleeping, but it has to be on at night no matter the temperature.

I think I would demand like 200k, just for the discomfort from the scratchiness. I already sleep with a winter blanket all year round so I wouldn’t mind how warm it would get.

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If it’s only while in bed to sleep, I could do $200K. I’d be willing to also wear it for naps on the couch but not for, ahem, other activities I do in bed.

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I don’t think $200k is enough. That’s a lot of sleepless nights just from the itching. It would need to be enough money to afford to run my air-conditioning year round, on top of the mental anguish.

Do I have to keep it on during sex?

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Only if you have sex in bed

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I’d do it for $500k a year.

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There is not an amount physically possible to attain for me to be uncomfortable for the rest of my life.

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200k per year, maybe. I have a heavy wool sweater like something a North Sea sailor in the 1800s would wear, I can’t handle it without a thick long sleeved shirt underneath because of how rough and itchy it is. It’s also incredibly warm. Sleeping in that thing would be like having a full time job every night.

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Damn bro I would do it for 50k per year.

Assuming I’m not taxed.

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