this is me, doing php and javascript on daily basis.

That’s rough buddy.

Fun fact, a glass of whisky is a good rubber duck substitute

Same here. It’s not so bad. It get’s really bad when I have to work on older PHP5 projects, though. Or shudder WordPress projects without OOP.

It is a poor craftsman who blames their tools, but I wouldn’t be so poor if these tools weren’t so shit.

10 print “hello”
20 goto hell

I’m a bad programmer.

i have this pep talk with myself every time i have to switch languages for a project (especially between python & java) and i can’t remember how to do it at first.

During university I gave additional lessons for lower semesters and at times had to juggle three languages: Java, Typescript and plain JavaScript for that one professor who thought TS sucks.

Coding on the spot got really messy at times.

Sorry, but you weren’t the type I thought you were all the time

The type is dynamic. It can be whatever you wish.

You didn’t need that opening parenthesis in python

Try lua as a middle ground. It’s object based but more classical with the syntax.

It’s the best scripting language I know of, but man I hate dynamically types languages. I am so used to rust and C/C++ that reading any large script or program will drive me insane

And the whitespace instead of {} tokens…

The whitespace doesn’t bother me at all, but holy hell! Any time I’m trying to understand a Python program/library that’s anything above a couple thousand lines of code, I instantly feel a burning hate for dynamic typing.

I love Python for scripting- in large part because of dynamic typing. IMO it’s just not a language made for building large infrastructures.

I’ve had the joy of working on a python project with strict type checking enforced in CI and wow is it a different experience. Am a big fan.

I can handle dynamically typed, but the whitespace thing kills me. I kind of really like PowerShell.

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