1 point
One of the greatest soccer pundits to ever live.
/ducks under a table
-12 points
What does a sweater have to do with jumping?
7 points
4 points
5 points
This is true - especially if you were wearing a thick woolly jumper whilst doing it.
12 points
-7 points
7 points
Only if Americans can explain why they cannot pronounce a simple four-letter word correctly.
14 points
Who’s that guy?
7 points
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A retired British footballer (generally considered a very good one), and England’s “great hope” in the 1998 Football World Cup.
“Little Michael Owen is England’s great hope, he’s only 18, and he’s playing in the World Cup. If we lose, we’ll blame everything on him. No pressure”.
3 points
16 points
I mean, it’s not even the same jumper…
