1 point
As I headed out for my morning coffee I noticed a wreath on my neighbor’s door. I thought, “Already?”
-2 points
Hot take: as annoying as Mariah’s Christmas song can be, the memes about Mariah’s Christmas song are 1000x worse.
2 points
Oooooooooooooo
I don’t want a lot for Christmas…
25 points
The war on Christmas shall not cease until it stops its illegal occupation of November.
8 points
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