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It’s in your car. Just bike there.

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I may be one of these people. At least for the more obscure places, the highway pullouts and national forests and things, if I see another person parked there, I’ll typically park next to them. Safety in numbers, the more people parked in a turnout, the more legitimate it looks to park there

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They mean put some space between you.

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Post doesn’t complain about them parking super close so as to make opening the door difficult.

I agree with the other commenter. Parking next to someone makes it look more legitimate. Or perhaps that person knows better where it is legal to park.

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Parking should follow urinal rules. Never use the stall right next to someone else unless it is the only remaining option. And especially if there is only one person at the urinals so far…

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What maps app are you using that doesn’t do this natively?

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What maps app are you using that shows you exactly where people parked their car?

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Drop a pin, share pin location.

Open street maps.

Google maps.

Apple maps.

Literally any mapping app.

“Yo bro, I left the drugs in the trunk of a blue Toyota Camry. It’s unlocked. I parked right here

Not hard.

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Do you even understand what this post is about?

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Did you get half way through and assume what the rest of the post must say and skip reading it? It seems like you answered a completely different question than the actual joke that was posted.

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Best part is they’re doubling down on their inability to read the entire title.

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I guess I should have posted a shorter reply, they probably saw two full sentences and gave up before even starting.

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It’s as hilarious as the first time I read it. I think it’s aged quite well. Its almost timeless.

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Seems to apply to urinals too. There’s a whole open row, don’t pick the one next to me.

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I’m going to the first open one 99% of the time. If you don’t want people next to you, make sure you go all the way to the end.

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