115 points

The driver of a car died after hitting a motorcycle? These greentexts are so low effort.

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14 points

Cager bias

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20 points

She was already injured and was drunk driving to the hospital instead of calling an ambulance because drunk.

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25 points

American ambulance prices

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63 points

Not impossible, motorcycle goes flying, ergo concussion, driver continues moving at high speed while swerving, eventually hitting something like a tree.

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24 points

Its not a motorcycle baby its a chopper.

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48 points

Was this before or after the Redd*t “The Lamp” story?

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15 points

The lamp story was over a decade ago, this greentext was well after it

But also it’s not an incredibly uncommon dream. I’ve had the same kind of dream before, though not nearly as emotionally affected as these guys

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65 points
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Better plot than most movies these days

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7 points

Not a very high bar to pass.

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15 points

This is just a the Temu version of that weird looking lamp.

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27 points

Basically the plot of The Inner Light, one of the best episodes of television ever made. (That was sadly undermined by the need for a complete reset per the usual rules of episodic television of the time.)

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2 points

Which series?

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3 points

Star Trek: The Next Generation.

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9 points

That episode makes me cry every time. Even the callback when he plays that flute in a later episode makes me teary eyed.

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8 points

when he plays that flute in a later episode

I got teary just now reading the quote from that scene:

“What kind of flute is that?”
“It’s, ah…Ressikan.”
“I’ve never seen one before.”
“They’re not made anymore.”

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150 points

I knew it was a dream when he mentioned he brought a house…

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Guy sued her for whiplash, but it turns out the girl’s dad is the mayor of a nearby medium-sized city and they settled the lawsuit to keep the whole thing quiet. They spent the money on a house and still had a modest safety net leftover. In the dream, I mean.

In real life, the mayor cashed in on a favor from the DA and the police faked the accident reports. Guy is facing a manslaughter charge and prison time.

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36 points

As soon as I read “my wife” instead of “she”, I assumed the wife would be someone else, and there would be an accident with the ex

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21 points

knew it wasn’t real when she didn’t get arrested

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6 points

Didn’t happen. Lamp liar, lamp liar.

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