They resemble rabbits due to convergent evolution
Viscacha or vizcacha (UK: /vɪˈskætʃə/, US: /vɪˈskɑːtʃə/) are rodents of two genera (Lagidium and Lagostomus) in the family Chinchillidae. They are native to South America and convergently resemble rabbits
Me: 'Nother hit off the bong, Viscacha?
Viscacha (sleepily): nah, I’m good
“Please, no photos. I am le tired.” -Viscacha
Esquilax.
Preparing for the end of chicken, McDonald’s has created a brand new fully obese animal! The MacViscachaGordita! All new at Taco Bello! Quiero vizcacha!