40 points

“Dad, I know you’re just trying to avoid signing up for my patreon only posts you cheapskate.”

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22 points

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177 points

When I was in my first year in college, one of my profs asking everyone in the (very small) class what they did.

One guy just straight up said he drew hentai for a living.

Respect for not trying to dodge that.

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30 points

It’s only hentai if he came from Japan. Otherwise it’s just sparkling cartoon porn.

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5 points

But is it from the porn region in france?

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15 points

Horny on main is a lifestyle.

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74 points

Being honest about it makes friends with all the right people anyway.

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43 points

And also sets up your beer money for the rest of the semester right there on day one.

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18 points

And means you don’t have to remember your lies!

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97 points

This is why I keep one or two “normal” drawings saved to my phone

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74 points

“sweetie why are the feet so much more detailed than everything else?”

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42 points

Because they’re beautiful 👩🏻‍🎨

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7 points

No way, toes! Hiii! <3

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25 points

Username checks out…

(this will not be the last time we see each other again)

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9 points

for me that would be the teeth, considering what I draw. That being said, the stuff I actually show family tends to be things like fish, that dont really have anything like that to notice

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6 points

wait, is that as in tooth fetish stuff (which is something i never even considered could be a thing before now), or like… anatomical drawings?

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100 points
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Hands trembling. You reach into your pocket and pull out your phone. Opening the browser you type in deviant art and open a collection you’ve named Rule 34

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56 points

“It’s called hentai and it’s art, mom!”

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13 points

It’s called hentai and it’s art, moe.

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