A store in Boardman, Ohio is out $400 worth of potting mix after a former employee urinated on the products, according to police reports.

Boardman police were called to the Walmart at 1300 Doral Drive around 3:50 p.m. Tuesday for reports that a former employee was urinating on products for sale outside the business.

Reports state the suspect was still in the area when police arrived and admitted to officers that he had been drinking earlier in the day and had urinated behind a pallet of potting mix.

Security footage provided by the store shows the suspect consuming alcohol while outside the store, also capturing his ruination of the potting mix.

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ruination of the potting mix

Nice to see someone putting their creative writing course to good use. And now I have a name for my stoner doom band.

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Fun. Ruination and urination are just a transposition away!

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They must have been pleased with themselves when they came up with that.

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That’s a lot of piss

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They used a sprinkler attachment that made a little go a long way.

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That’s called a kidney stone.

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How did you do that? I’m not even mad, that’s amazing

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Pissed on a pallet load.

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Large amounts of drink was involved, which not only helped lower inhibitions but also helped with their flow.

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