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I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute. NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tacitly allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. FACEBOOK DOES NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO SHARE PHOTOS OR MESSAGES.”

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37 points

Facebook, “Then get the fuck off my property.”

This is it. Same shit for driving on roads as a sov cit. Government, “Then get the fuck off my property.”

Oh, but thatt’s different, somehow. Roads are naturally occurring, self-maintaining, and for the natural man to enjoy. /s

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Whenever I see these I make a comment on how these are spread by evil hacker men so that tech illiterate rubes self-identity.

I don’t know if that’s actually true but it sure got the boomers on my feed to stop posting this bullshit for a while.

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7 points

Where )

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6 points

Oh, you think they’re done? Clearly there’s more coming.

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44 points

What is it about lead poisoning that causes this handwriting style?

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Look, the guy has a hard enough time remembering the letters, and copying the words from his “reminder card.” His brain is already taxed! Give him a break.

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6 points

taxed

Now I see why they avoid taxes so hard.

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40 points

RETUN

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33 points

NO LIBILITY was my favorite.

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5 points

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37 points
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To the Postmaster General? Isn’t that a US federal position?

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Someone should set up an alternative state-citizen (or whatever) Postmaster General, assuring these people that they are the one legitimate one because (insert pseudolegal mumbo-jumbo here) and, for a monthly fee (payable in advance, real cash only), they will handle their complaints and send them back encouraging replies about legal actions they’re initiating against the “fraudsters” in admiralty court.

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18 points

Never ask a Mennonite why it’s ok to use car springs on their horse buggies.

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11 points

You mean Amish. They’re both Anabaptists, but Mennonites are generally fine with technology, they just dress weird.

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I live and work with, amongst and alongside thousands of Mennonites (as well as hundreds of Amish - they make fun of each other).

Currently in my fridge are 12 dozen brown eggs, purchased for $2.50/doz, from an old order (horse/buggy, no electricity) Mennonite , and I have a freezer full of meat from the same farm.

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13 points

They don’t exactly believe the government isn’t real. They say it isn’t legitimate, but they don’t really understand the concept of legitimacy. They think it’s simultaneously a real, inescapable entity and something you can cheat your way out of.

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Yeah its sorta funny as you can live mostly without the government if you want to live as a substanance farmer. Even the amish use cash but after property ownership your farm does not need to make a profit which it won’t if you don’t use currency or public roads or spaces or anything. Heck you will likely lose out mostly since the life you live would likely qualify you for assistance.

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3 points

Fair enough but I wouldn’t report anyone to an authority that I don’t recognize.

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7 points

I wouldn’t either, but we haven’t pretzled ourselves into the irrational knot of the SovCit where the government simultaneously has all the power and no power.

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29 points

No Libility

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