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Cause no harm to another human unless it be in defense of self or others.

Clean up after yourself when outside of your home.

Don’t be a dick.

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•Try not to be a dick

•No means no

•An additional elusive third thing. I’m a big fan of the laws of thermodynamics. Maybe those.

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  • Disputes can be brought to tribunal
  • Everyone of full age and sound mind gets a vote
  • Previous tribunal decisions can be applied without voting again if the dispute is similar enough

Basically some sort of democratic case law

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  • An object at motion stays in motion
  • An object at rest stays at rest
  • Don’t push the big red button
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  • Entropy must always increase with time in a closed system
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Always ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

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A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

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“Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown”

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Yes, you should shut the system down as a response to an Over-Current Protection fault

I think I need a vacation from functional safety

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Would that vacation mean finding non-functional safety? Or functional non-safety?

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You’re fired!

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