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“Drenched from head to toe in the blood of your opponent, you stand over their crumpled body.”

“Sweet! I loot the corpse. What do you I find?”

“A small note: ‘Note to self: get cure for horrible blood plague.’”

“…fuck.”

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“Ah shit… I think I just killed the protagonist of Bloodborne.”

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6 points

+1 insight

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Lesser Restoration is a level 2 spell that tons of classes can cast and has no material components. Getting cured of the horrible blood plague isn’t that difficult.

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“Great I’ll put it in the bag of holding. How much is it worth? I rolled a 20, you have to tell me”

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DM: Trying his best to write an emotional moment

Player: I play the flute while I loot the dead kid’s body

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This reminded me of how system really affects player behavior. I was playing a game where doing some things would trigger a check to avoid consequences.

There was a lot of “I’m gonna shoot him” -> “ok but you’ll have to roll for humanity loss” -> “…fine, nevermind, I’ll talk to him instead”

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Be proud. You were a fine warrior. Your only mistake was your choice of master. Let the winds lift you, to a higher place.

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