why tf you lying rule

Imagine not knowing it’s short for Bobsworth

Come on, now you are just pulling their leg. Everyone knows Bob’s short for Bobhew!

I thought it was short for Bobingtonbobiggles?

Jim is short for Jimothy.

You’re such a Dick, Richard.

I’m not a Dick, Jen, that guy Dickson is a Dick.

Wait until they find out that Billy is short for William

Or Hank being short for Henry.

pass me a henrykerchief would you my lad

Also Buffy is short for Elizabeth

I mean, what isn’t short for Elizabeth?

I can sorta see that. Beth, Bethy, Buffy

Elizabeth II, vampire slayer

Sasha is short for Alexander (in Russian)

And Slava is short for every other name

I have actually met someone named Billiam

Also, Peggy is short for Margaret 🤯

Chuck is short for Charles

Ya that one has always bothered me. It makes zero sense. That’s like having Mark be short for Brennan.

The best married couple, Henry and Margaret Hill.

this one makes me violent

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