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The second I realise I’m dreaming I wake up.

I think it’s because the second I am some level of conscious the deep rooted anxiety starts again and jolts me up 🙂

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Nothing scary than real life.

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You should try flying instead.

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Try spinning around in place in the dream! Sometimes it can help keep me dreaming cause I focus on my dream body and not my asleep body

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At least you don’t go through a series of false awakenings when it happens. Those are generally not the most fun, since at best they ruin lucid dreams (it’s sort of a way for your mind to go back to sleep, and typically resets your awareness of being in a dream), and at worst it fucks with your sense of reality big time.

That’s why I don’t nap anymore… I lucid dream sometimes, but usually not with naps. Those are just hyper realistic emotion bombs with full physical sensation.

So one day I was having one of my awful nap dreams, and it was super negative, so I decided to wake up. So I did. And then I realized I was still sleeping, and tried again… Dozens and dozens of times, every trick I could think of. I could feel my actual body unable to move (thanks sleep paralysis!), and I kept cycling back to dreaming, starting the whole thing over again.

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One day, he’s going to try to log out, and the logout button will be missing.

Then the only way he’ll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream. But if he dies in the dream, he dies in real life.

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I would subscribe to your newsletter

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14 points

You can also look for sword art online

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You can look for sword art anywhere. I guarantee the library has some books.

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5 points

you can listen for a glopping noise

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It will definitely happen if someone tells him that :)

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Then the only way he’ll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream

Cheating in a duel against the game master in floor 75*

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so basically real life

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Goliath online
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Battlecruiser operational

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20 points

rustic yet spacey guitar twangs

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12 points

Somebody order an exterminator

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6 points

Are you trying to get invited to my next barbeque?

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15 points

We’re In the pipe, 5 by 5.

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12 points

Additional supply depots required

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5 points

Lost in chaos!

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3 points

Systems : Functional

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3 points

Need a light?

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my goose is getting cooked!

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2 points

Build more overlords

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4 points

Spawn*

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Funny thing is I said spawn in my head but my fingers didn’t get the memo

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37 points

ESC > :q!

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Colon Q exclamation point? 6 keystrokes to leave? Sheesh.

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If you wrote your dream to disk beforehand, ! might be unnecessary.

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4 keystrokes!!

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That kind of sounds like a strategy to trigger lucid dreaming. I’ve heard that if you envision a specific thing while falling asleep, like for example the StarCraft menu screen, then it will appear somewhere in your dream. When it does, it’s supposed to sort of jostle you into consciousness but not wake you up.

It seems that what this person’s friend did with his free will in dream land is nope right out of there. He could have turned that nightmare into something awesome though!

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Even if you are aware you are in a dream it can be difficult to control it, at least in my experience. More like I wake up on a roller coaster but I’m not sure if its a fun one or a scary one yet, but I can choose to stay and see how it goes.

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My nightmares always turn into semi lucid dreams, it’s like “this is so horrible it must be a nightmare” and then I can choose to just nope out of sleeping.

My old man taught me that telling someone one is having a nightmare stops it from coming back. I’ve found that just saying it out aloud works as well.

I’ve used it quite a few times throughout my life, never fails. It’s supposedly pretty eerie for others though when I just sit up in bed in the middle of the night, proclaim “I’m having a nightmare” and then promptly going back to sleep.

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