These spam texts are out of control lately
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“I will burn my own house to the ground if I think there’s a chance you’ll get caught in the flames.”
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The trick is that you don’t actually need to be willing to burn down your house, you just have to make other people believe that you would.
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I’m so sorry
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“Have a nive day”
Not nice, nive, as in I hope your day is full of knives
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Nively played
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Isn’t Kermit supposed to be on the right? Something about this image is wrong and it’s driving me crazy
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