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I wish I had the time and money to create crimes against nature.

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Don’t you drive a car?

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It’s not like they built the car, though.

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You already know what you call a fly with no wings

A walk

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Are horseflies a lie because they don’t eat horses?

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Without a lie they’d just be horsefs

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Daaaaad

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Came up with that yoursef, did you?

…Jousef

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No it’s because they take a horse sized chunk out of you when they bite you

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But they do? Along with any other animal that happens to be nearby.

That is the one insect I will go out of my way to kill.

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Ok let me introduce you to the barn owl

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Do they eat barns?

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You’re right. They only drink horse (and cattle) blood.

Horse or cow vampire fly is a little long winded for a name.

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But it does sound kind of cool!

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time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

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Reminds me of the old joke, what do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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