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Viet Cong heard that.

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Yeah, we’re talking about the army that rolls out chain stores in warzones as SOP. Apparently it’s pretty haphazard from he inside too, but nobody else can remotely pull that off.

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You mean actual stores or fast food type places?

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I don’t know about gift shops, but definitely fast food and probably clothes too.

Yep, there’s a guy buying shoes in one of the Wikipedia article’s pictures. Appliances and electronics too. Anything a soldier could reasonably want to buy, although apparently they have their own brand for auto sales, as opposed to a chain.

Navy SEALs eating government-supplied but non-free Big Macs as bullets whistle overhead is just the most aggressively American. I also get a kick out of soda fountains on submarines, although it makes total sense from an engineering perspective.

So, what’s the MOS code for Hooters specialist?

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How are you going to keep up morale w/o a Big Mac?

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Mods, can you lock this post? Responses are entirely too credible.

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It’s reasonable to assume that many of us are veterans or to put it another way; can just as easily explain the US doctrine as jerk off in a porta-john in under 5 mins during an Iraqi summer.

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That’s more like it!

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Can I come in time before I pass out from heat exhaustion?

Challenge accepted.

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The boobs drawn on the wall should help.

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Bonus points if you pass out right when you get that release. Gotta time it right.

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Be the change you want to see in the world. Post something funny, I’ll upvote you.

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I thought I just did. 😞

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I’m very well re[g]arded so it’s possible this went over my head

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“The pinicle of military deployment approaches the formless. For if it is formless, then even the deepest spy cannot discern it, nor the wise make plans against it.” - Sun Tzu

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How cool is the acronym for that Division up top tho

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I first thought that you meant “From a Russian document”, or FARD for short

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Also digging up a whole area with artillery and bombs after a stray bullet came from somewhere over there makes a coordinated defence difficult at least.

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