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Fools haven’t even written it well! Translated:

STOP WRITING

  • MEMORY WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE AESSED DIRETLY

  • YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet STILL ODE IS STILL WRITTEN with memory vulnerabilities

  • Wanted to aess memory diretly anyway? We had a tool for that: It was alled “ASSEMBLY”

  • “Yes please give me NULL of something. Please give me *&* of it” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respet for all this time, with all of the omputers we built for them

(These are REAL programs, written by REAL Programmers):

??? ??? ???

They have played us for absolute fools

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what does this omment even say??? i ant see it

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LUV ‘ODE

LUV LINUX

‘ATE WINDOWS

‘ATE ‘LOSED SOURCE

SIMPLE AS

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Thank

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Oh ome one now, an you not be suh a nit piker for one?

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What language was that jpeg compression written in?

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You ever heard of lossless compression? Well they developed lossfull anti compression, it compresses and decompresses the images so many times that the added artifacts create a larger file than original ! Impressive ain’t it?

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we do live in the future

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Impressive

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C is meant for embedded stuff. #changemymind

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I have used both C and Rust for embedded. Rust is significantly more enjoyable. https://embassy.dev/

C is good for nothing.

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Even for small 4/8 bit soc systems?

I had the idea that C was the go-to language for that.

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There’s Assembly for those

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But what if I want a union struct to quickly interpret floats as ints and vice versa! I need my C hacks!

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It’s actually nonstandard. Use memcpy

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