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Just got into this "ricing" thing, any suggestions?(sh.itjust.works)

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credo@lemmy.world
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Dunk your computer in water first, then the rice will have more effect.

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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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How do I know when to stop ricing?

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wabafee@lemmy.world
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You forgot to soak the rice first wash it a few times, put it into the caldero, add some water till 1 inch above the level of the rice. Can use your thumb to measure that. Then put into the stove use your laptop as cap for the caldero wait for 30 minutes and your done you still have broken laptop and a rice ready to serve.

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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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The heat might do a reflow job… you never know…

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NastyNative@mander.xyz
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Grind the rice to a fine dust… you wont need those packets.

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Mwa@lemm.ee
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Soak it in wager and roil the rice with the laptop to make it even more riced

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Stewbs@lemmy.world
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Now add some Sriracha for extra customization

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