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Canadian couples only have sex doggy-style, so they can both watch the hockey game.

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As an added bonus, I can also use my wife’s lower back to rest my poutine. She says it provides a nice warming sensation.

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That way you enjoy your poutine as you enjoy poutine.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like poutine…

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Followed by X-Files of course.

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They’re only mammals after all.

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Football pitches are often for size comparisons here in the UK.

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We use American football fields here in the USA.

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14 points

India where you at?

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Right next to China, Pakistan and Bangladesh. If you head West from North Korea, just take a left after Mongolia!

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Metric system

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Same in Germany, and, for much larger areas, Saarlands are used as a comparison

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Neutral Zone Kush hits hard.

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Personally I’m all about that Exclusion Zone kush

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If thats a STALKER refrence Im playing through those now to get ready for the new one.

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Hell yeah. In Anomaly after I’ve been some brain destroying psi fields and having mutants fuck with my mind I like to wind down with some premium quality Exclusion Zone kush.

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Did someone say turnover? 'Cause I’ve got the munchies

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They should start calling Canadian pre rolls ‘one timers’

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Because saying “A square 14m x 14m” is too confusing somehow… I hate when they do it for huge surfaces though, like for forest fires as people don’t comprehend big numbers like “100 000 football fields”, but they sure can understand that 100km is a long distance so a 100km x 100km square is fucking huge.

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Did you see that astroid that was hundreds of lions wide?

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It weighed the same as the amount of jello ppwder required to make five Olympic swimming pools full of jello.

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No, but I did see the one that was a million antlions across.

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standard North-American sized

Can we please standardize handling of dashes in multi-word adverb-adjective phrases?

Option 1: North American-sized (most common)
Option 2: North-American sized (as seen in the article)
Option 3: North-American-sized (makes most sense to me)
Option 4: North American sized (Edit: added based on @robocall@lemmy.world’s comment)

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None of them need dashes. I guess two is my favorite if I have to have a dash.

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There is a standard, compound modifiers preceding the noun. There are also exceptions, proper nouns and their transformations don’t get hyphenated.

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Phrases containing a proper noun should not be hyphenated.

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Joke’s on you, there is no noun

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