43 points

Who’s that supposed to be? Must not get up to the Cloud District very often!

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What’s new in the provinces?

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I thought about becoming a navy seal as a springboard to Harvard Medical where I’d meet a NASA physician who’d convince me to become an astronaut. But then I thought I’d just go bowling instead.

That’s the difference between being born in the 70’s instead of the 80’s like Johnny Kim, I guess.

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I heard when he got married, his new mother-in-law required six surgeons to remove the shit-eating grin she had after her next Sunday mah jong game.

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4 points

I too love maj dong

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Just check out the resumes of pretty much any astronaut. They’re all incredibly accomplished people, the selection process is so competitive

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I wonder if his dad is still disappointed

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Looks like he’s been a doctor, so he should be OK.

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Only doctor? The neighbour’s son is archdoctor! The family is dishonoured.

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“only doctor? Why not head of surgery??”

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I know you’re making a joke, but it’s not funny specifically because of what a piece of shit his dad actually was.

In Jonny Kim’s senior year in high school, his dad died in a shootout with the police after the pistol whipping his mom and repeatedly threatening to kill her (in front of their high school age son). This dude joined the Navy a few months later, in large part to get away from an traumatic home life.

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Get that doctor shit in place, and the other two are going to fall into place more easily.

… betting it costs some money to become a doctor!

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