9 points
Her: I’m a virgin
My penis:
4 points
Legosome
17 points
Leaked Nudes of Elon musk.
14 points
X-Men Origins?
7 points
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8 points
Dear Levi’s, I am writing to inform you that my recent purchase of “Men’s Ribozyme Pant - the only jean that contours to your biology” has spliced my legs off.
In retrospect, I realize I should have been more judicious in my jean selection.
Consider this my formal request for a refund.