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Kronk is the gift that keeps on giving

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More like, you’re the ideal operator. I would do it for you though. I would do unholy things in order to have the honor of firing this thing at some Russian tanks, even if I could never tell my friends exactly what I did without offending them.

Fuck, now I need a cigarette.

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24 points

Don’t you mean you need a fag?

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1 point

Only at the local gay bar. Usually involves more new friends than cigarettes, when I most need nicotene and to be reminded what an awful person I am.

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40 points

Oh no it’s a me obliterator

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Damn. You must be pretty tough. My obliterator is just somebody reminding me of that time I accidentally said a thing to one of my patients which could be misconstrued as being mean, but I don’t know if they did.

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17 points

You can have multiple obliterators

I should know, I have quite a few in my night stand drawer too

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6 points

Username checks out, but what happened to the first one?

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28 points

Obliterate me daddy!

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Fagot means ‘bassoon’ in many countries, including in Russia.

So neither bundles of sticks or homosexual people are involved, just a bit of woodwind.

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I don’t like the bassoon a ton, but I can’t believe they made an anti bassoon weapon first. How do we deal with the trumpet section?

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6 points

Tactical triangles

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5 points

Yup. Pronounced “fa-gott” or “fa-goh”.

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1 point

Way to drain the fun out of the room

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10 points

I think random facts are fun, plus bassoons are quite comical.

But to each their own

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7 points

Sir, this is a shitposting community.

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