I have no skin in this game, but it’s a hilarious take

139 points

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Star Wars came after Dune. Star Wars is just Dune for people who listen to jizz.

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I’m not sure if you meant Jaz and had a typo or the canonical star wars musical genres that somehow actually exists called jizz.

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51 points

If you’ve seen the original first movie(ep4) when they go into the bar and meet Solo for the first time. There’s an alien band playing space jazz, canonically that space jazz is named jizz.

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Further funnies:

The alien playing the weird saxophone?

Their species?

Yeah it’s called ‘bith’

There is a Bith playing Jizz at the Star Wars Cantina.

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8 points

Space jizz

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6 points

The Clone Wars movie also had a bar where the band was playing a bit schmaltzy. Schmaltzy Jizz.

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26 points

Star Wars is Dune for people that love WWII and samurai movies.

Dune is the Foundation series for people that like mushrooms more than math and have weird ideas about women fueled by angst over their wife divorcing them.

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Foundation is more like for people who prefer ketamine and mushrooms.

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5 points

I mean Foundation is for people who have no thoughts about women so maybe a slight improvement.

(Half joking?)

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3 points

Where can I find jizz music?

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55 points

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14 points

Wait a minute. I listen to poob Tool but prefer Star Wars, what does that mean?

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18 points

Bisexual

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8 points

Can confirm, gay space worm

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3 points

Nah, kid. I’m 10,000% gay.

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2 points

I have been looking at this for 5 minutes and still can’t decide if it’s ten or ten thousand

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8 points

It means you only have a good opinion sometimes.

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Hey, wait a minute, just cause I like mediocre music for 16 year olds doesn’t mean it’s a bad opinion. That’s just mean.

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1 point

I love tool, was referring to you liking Star wars over dune

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5 points

You are a broken clock

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1 point

so he’s correct twice a day?

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3 points

When I listen to Lateralus and when I watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, obviously.

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13 points

I don’t listen to Tool, but I do like Dune and Star Wars without being a massive nerd about either. Though I respect massive nerds. Massive nerds are cool.

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12 points

You should probably listen to Tool.

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7 points

Seems like it

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