37 points

Ali Express does the same thing.

“Recommended for you: soft bait lures, a reciprocating saw, 2.4m casting rod, oddly expensive pallet jack, strappy little black dress modeled by Tits Ginormous”

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25 points

Tits Ginormous is my favourite clothes model. He does amazing work.

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5 points

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23 points

Flag as NSFW please. I’m hoping not to get fired scrolling through all.

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Sorry, I tried to but don’t seem to be able to in Mlem. Mods pls help

Edit: figured it out. There’s an eye icon that switches it to NSFW

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4 points

Please put an NSFW tag on this.

I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating.

Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”.

I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image.

Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image.

This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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7 points

I feel like the stockings would pull on my leg hairs too much, and I think I’d probably be more of an a-cup, underwear could use a bit more room in the front too.

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6 points

Eels are not NSFW…

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8 points

But what I do with them is.

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5 points

Go on…

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4 points

They probably microwave them. Nobody should microwave seafood at work.

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2 points

Eels up inside ya…

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5 points

Nah but that surface grinder is filth

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6 points

I can fix her

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5 points

Frequently bought together:

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