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kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Ladybug, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man’s ass, or your tale can’t be told.

Ladybug, Ladybug, Ladybug, Ladybug!

Ladybug’s journey is distant, far and vast! To find his way out of a gay man’s ass! The road ahead is filled with danger and fright! But push onward Ladybug with all of your might!

The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead! Don’t look back Ladybug, or you will soon be dead! Ladybug, Ladybug, the time is growing late. Slow down now, and seal your fate.

Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way, there’s still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay! Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within! Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win!

Ladybug came to the stomach dark… Near the depths of the lungs and heart…

Catatafish of the stomach’s cove!

Catatafish’s riddle will soon be told!

Ladybug has made it out, his tale is nearly through!

Now that you’re the beetle king has more adventures to go on! Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun! So many enemies and battles yet to fight! For Ladybug the Beetle King’s tale is told throughout the night!

Lay-Lay-Ladybug Ladybug Lady-Ladybug Ladybug, Laid-lay-Ladybug, Beetle King.

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TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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Is this from South Park?

(Cue the Capt America I get that reference gif)

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kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
17 points

Yis

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hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl
25 points

In the episode, “The Death Camp of Tolerance”, Mr. Garrison inserts Lemmiwinks into Mr. Slave’s anus with the hope that he’ll get fired. Lemmiwinks then travels through Mr. Slave’s digestive system to reach freedom.

Episode s06e14

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PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
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Lemmiwinks is our mascot.

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meep_launcher@lemm.ee
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Lol I didn’t know the context so I sang it in my head to go along with Musical Advice from Over the Garden Wall. Not perfect but it works!

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Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml
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How did it get there?

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deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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Pretty sure it didn’t survive a trip through stomach acid.

Did you ever find a bug on a vegetable in the market?

🤔

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Dragonstaff@leminal.space
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Maybe

Granted, I think a human stomach is more difficult to traverse than a frog, and it’s more likely that it came in the back door. I’m just not willing to rule it out.

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Eiri@lemmy.ca
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I vote food. There must be some unlikely placement along a meal that allows it to spend minimal time in contact with the acid.

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Sludgehammer@lemmy.world
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My best guess is that it was on some of the equipment and somehow got transferred in during the colonoscopy.

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gibmiser@lemmy.world
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This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

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wewbull@feddit.uk
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Same as it ever was.

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Gork@lemm.ee
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Now we just need to know how many of these crawl up our bums like the amount of spiders we allegedly eat per year.

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Julian@lemm.ee
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don’t ask about ladybug georg

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bulwark@lemmy.world
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James and the Giant Peach 2, Ladybug’s Revenge.

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Blackout@fedia.io
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I got spiders living in mine. Keeps the bugs out.

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psud@aussie.zone
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🎵He anally inserted a spider to eat the fly; I don’t know why he inserted the fly; perhaps he’ll die🎵

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