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Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says(www.oregonlive.com)

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perfectlyundone@lemmy.world
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The rules were that you guys weren’t going to fact check

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Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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The true crime was the lie

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ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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Nope. The picture shows the bag contained other illegal items, therefore it wasn’t full of drugs.

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FiveMacs@lemmy.ca
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That’s just more lies

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Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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Indeed, the other items were in the car, along with the bag.

When officers… searched the car and discovered cash, a loaded revolver, scales — and a bag that had “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” printed on it, with drugs inside…

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Akasazh@feddit.nl
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There were more molecules of air than the total number of drugs.

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apocalypticat@lemmy.world
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Inconceivable

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DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world
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You keep using that word…

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LustyArgonian@lemmy.world
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At least if you’re gunna do crime, have a sense of humor about it

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Agent641@lemmy.world
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All warfare is deception

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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I think the only deception in this case was self-inflicted.

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