10 points
Birds man. I have a cockatiel I rescued. She’s the sweetest, cutest, most delicate princess. But don’t you dare try to touch her, she will go full dinosaur move, except with me.
Nobody is allowed anywhere near her except daddy. She’s glued to me and always demanding my attention and scritches, but won’t let my wife or kids touch her.
5 points
Femme Fatale
7 points
It’s a magnificent birb, some danger in the relationship is assumed.
But they can prob bond over chicken nuggets dinner.
6 points
How to teach cranes the Praying Mantis path (kill after mating)?
47 points
“I can fix her”
