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Heโs leaving out a key element in the process here.
King Triton was dropping fucking LOADS.
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Why couldnโt she be the other kind of mermaid!? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
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Wait until she finds out how sheโll be doing it once sheโs human. I suspect sheโll prefer this approach.
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๐ถ Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they fuck all day in the sun๐ต
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The part where he nutted on the eggs to fertilise them is missing
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If Triton is a fish, why does he have nipples?
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