Keep it silly though

7 points

A website where you pick compatible wine or spirit production techniques and it calculates the resulting alcohol and sugar contents so that you can mix and match them but still have some idea of the outcome.

Example

  1. Fermentation - Inputs; water, yeast, fruit pulp (dropdown supported fruit types)

  2. SO2 addition

  3. Acidification/Deacidification

  4. Chaptalization

  5. Fining

  6. Distillation - Input: number of times

Result: 99% Alcohol (You suck at winemaking)

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7 points

Hitting 99% is as impressive as it is impossible making wine :D

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Distillation x3 or more does that, or just x1 with a really good still (a reflux still for example) and competent user.

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1 point

Thar would be a surprise, as it forms an azeotrope at around 96%.

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14 points

a website that says “hello world” in different fonts

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3 points

it is perfect

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8 points

A site of your top 10 fave memes of all time.

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This. Make the styling extremely simple too.

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13 points

A website that asks for 4 check boxes to be marked, to progress to the next page (maybe for a million dollars?)

But every time you add the check to the fourth checkbox, one of the other checkboxes unmarks itself. So you click that one, and a different one unmarks. Lol.

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I’ll contribute some clicks to this. Make a single ad at the bottom of the page that rotates every time the 4th box resets, but only ads for Lemmy

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9 points

A website where you click something that says “see what you get” or “here’s what is true about you” and then it gives you one of a handful of affirmations like “you’re a good person” “you’re worthy of love”

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