47 points

I’m gonna be fucken pissed in twenty years when those things are police units and one of them shoots me

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Just make sure to always be white.

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Actually, if those automatic sensors on doors and paper towel dispensers and sinks have anything to do with it, the darker your skin the more likely you are to be completely ignored by them.

I’m native American with tan skin and sometimes I’ll stand in front of those fucking sinks waving my hands like a fucking idiot for three full seconds before I can get the water to turn on whereas my pasty ass coworker can walk in front of the God damn things and they just start spraying like 14 year olds at an R Kelly concert.

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And wealthy.

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I can literally see the future of warfare. From humans with guns, to robots with guns, then finally international battlebot competitions. History always repeats itself.

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Maybe we can just skip to the robot Olympics and try to save the future of the robot species before they get embedded with by habits.

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Its always wise to be on their good side. That’s why I started up a Pro-robot rights Super PAC. I believe they have the right to abort code and shut down with dignity.

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That’s the kind of forward thinking we need. I’ve just been saying please and thank you to them. I’m not sure how, but we need to vote you in charge of future human robot relations.

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We were promised Neuromancer and instead we got Robot Jox.

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When will it be time? Time for them to take my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow?

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Whatever the fuck it tells you to call it

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You call it a good reason to look up how to build a homemade emp defensive weapon using parts from a microwave.

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