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"They said my power was petrifying gays, but it works on straight people fine?"(ttrpg.network)

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I’m always cleaning up murder scenes… they all say that they want the gore gone.

Okay, jokes are done, continue with your day.

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Phineaz@feddit.org
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That took a while. Thank you, I love the puns!

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Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Once I read it aloud it clicked for me

Puns are the best

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Fonzie!@ttrpg.network
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Now I get “gore gon”, sounding like “gorgon”

What is the first one? I still don’t get it.

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goatbeard@lemm.ee
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Petrifying gaze

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tpyo@lemmy.world
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“petrifying gaze”

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unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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The snake boots are fucking wild dude. I love it.

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Infynis@midwest.social
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If snakes are her hair, does that mean she essentially has Hobbit feet?

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Ahdok@ttrpg.networkOP
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I am the one who snoots.

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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The tongues on her feet are cute.

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cryptiod137@lemmy.world
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Oh no

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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I just got turned to stone. Didn’t I?

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RobotZap10000@feddit.nl
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Rock hard, baby!

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Ahdok@ttrpg.networkOP
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I am the one who snocks.

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