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Anon is gifted a book(sh.itjust.works)

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macisr@sh.itjust.works
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Grill dodged a bullet with this one. This anon seems to be really dumb. What kind of person never opens a gifted book, let alone one that is a gift from a girl? A person that doesn’t read shit, that kind of person. She was clearly above him.

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Sodis@feddit.de
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Well, I got one once during a secret santa event. Put it on my to read list and never came around to it. Then I lent it to a friend and he told me, that there is a note for me inside, that I didn’t know about.

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Yeller_king@reddthat.com
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Secret Santa is clearly not the same as a gift from someone you’re romantically interested in, though.

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Sodis@feddit.de
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True, but he wasn’t, she was.

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Mac@mander.xyz
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This makes me irrationally angry lol

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bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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Don’t worry, it’s not real.

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SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works
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People will really say that even the most normal ass green texts are fake huh

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bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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Yes. Literally nothing on 4chan is real. Is it your first day on the internet or something?

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Baines@lemmy.world
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sounds real autistic

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