36 points

Thereā€™s more to life than girls, so whoā€™s the real simp here? šŸ¤”

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27 points

If the girls hear you say this, youā€™re going to get permabanned from the dating platform.

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7 points

Time to become gay I guess!

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2 points

Best thing that could happen to someone like OOP, really.

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7 points

To be fair, when youā€™re touch-starved and attracted to women sometimes it really feels like theyā€™re the most important thing in life lol.

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1 point

Straight men can, and should, touch each other more often (CONSENSUALLY. I canā€™t stress that enough). Hugging, holding hands, playing with one anotherā€™s hair, giving a gentle backrub etc. between straight men should absolutely be more normalised. Weā€™ve been conditioned that any physical affection between men is a sign of sexual attraction, when history (and many extant cultures) show us that men can physically love one another without any sexual attraction whatsoever. The only reason weā€™re touch starved is weā€™re too afraid to be vulnerable with other men.

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4 points

Not all touch needs are met platonically. Might as well advise touch-starved single men to hug their mothers more.

I hug my wife all the the time. Just makes it hurt all the worse that she doesnā€™t hug back, let alone our other issues. Hug my kids too. Its not their job, or anyoneā€™s, to satisfy every needy bastard out there, and yet: thereā€™s supposedly mutual attraction for that.

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19 points

Does he think women donā€™t have similar struggles getting men as well? Or that straight women simps exists?

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38 points

Itā€™s 4chan, so no

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5 points

Well, yea, but Iā€™m fishing for a comment that will bring up statistics or give some insightful commentary or deep personal experience.

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17 points
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They struggle with finding a good/the right man to keep long term, but simply getting a date takes half an hour on tinder while they can choose between 50+ guys in their immediate neighbourhood.

And this isnā€™t even purely my imagination, itā€™s annecdotal from things my sister pulled off.

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21 points

ā€œThe odds are good, but the goods are odd.ā€

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Blind dating for women can be easy, but it also can be mortal.

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3 points

Getting a date might be easy.

Is getting a date with someone who wants to do more than have sex with them a time or two?

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The problem with Tinder is that most women will use it to date wildly out of their league. If youā€™re in the top 10% of guys (good looks, money, etc.) you can choose between 10 women to go on a date with every single night, so of course thereā€™s no reason for them to ever commit. Meanwhile, all of those women who are dating them are hoping they can get them to commit if they have sex, which of course doesnā€™t work, because why settle for one dish if you can have a buffet every day?

But after having had a taste of the top shelf, itā€™s difficult to go back to average, so now these womenā€™s standards are totally overinflated. They think because theyā€™ve slept with a top dog, it must be possible to marry him too, and so they wonā€™t settle for someone in their own league, kinda like once youā€™ve had a steak at a $100 per plate restaurant, itā€™s difficult to go back to Outback or Sizzler.

So many of them end up wasting their best years chasing the alphas, and by the time they realize itā€™s not gonna happen, theyā€™re in their mid-30s, have gained 50 pounds from all the post-breakup ice cream they ate, and all the guys who would have married them in their 20s have either settled for someone else, or developed a massive depression, mental illness, alcoholism, or killed themselves.

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156 points

Anonā€™s got problems, and somehow thatā€™s everyone elseā€™s fault. Classic 4chan

Anyway meanwhile in normal human land, the presence of pornography does not decrease the dating pool.

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22 points

Iā€™m not siding with the crazy person posting the green text, just explaining their point. They are saying that the simps made it so profitable to be a virtual girlfriend that all women have become one, and there are no girls left that will date him because theyā€™ve learned they can profit off of sex. When you really read it, op is an incel and believes the only thing keeping women from prostitution is the guaranteed paycheck. Op believes that once they realize the money will come in, every girl in the world will become a professional sex worker.

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13 points

Completely ignoring the laws of supply and demand in the process.

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31 points

It has decreased my dating pool by exactly 1. My ex started doing porn and I decided I couldnā€™t go back.

Best thing to ever happen to me. No drunk texts and no forgetting why we split up.

No hate on people who date others in porn. Itā€™s just not for me.

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4 points

I see that as a win win

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20 points

I think my point really is that the number of people who are available to date hasnā€™t really gone down because the industry exists. Now you may not want to date someone in the industry, and thatā€™s totally fine, but anon doesnā€™t even have anyone yet and is complaining about a purely theoretical problem as if itā€™s a real one.

No, they have bigger issues.

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11 points

I know. However, you said something that made my train of thought pull into a particular station. So you got a useless story because thatā€™s what I do.

And I agree with everything you said.

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1 point

But the unstable relationships and alcohol abuse worked for ya. Got it. Good for her.

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1 point

wtf did I just read?

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6 points

Exactly right; sex work has always existed (relative to the existence of currency/bartering tribute and some semblance of homo sapien societies) and will always exist in some form. There have always been those who are willing to be in relationships with sex workers and those that wonā€™t. The landscape has changed, but the worldā€™s oldest profession remains.

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96 points
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Anon imagines half the global population can be the 1%.

Need to expand your dating pool anon.

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25 points

Who knows, maybe 99% of women have died by the year 2035.

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Hope my math checks out. If not Iā€™m sure someone else will correct it:

I was just curious: With a projection of 9.000.000.000 people living in 2035: If 99% of the woman died as you said this would be 45.000.000 living woman. This would result in a population of 4.500.000.000 people in total. So we need to find a reason why half of the total population died šŸ˜‰

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55 points

Can we talk about why homeboy didnā€™t just pay for silver? Seems worth it IMO.

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8 points

thatā€™s the difference between him and the simps

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