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I stopped watching TV when I was six months old Because it was so boring and stupid And started reading books And going to recitals And art galleries

I don’t go to recitals anymore Because my hearing is too sensitive And I don’t go to art galleries anymore Because there are people there And I can’t deal with people Because they don’t understand me

I stay home Reading books that are beneath me And working on my work Which no one understands

I am sensitive I am a sensitive artist

– King Missile

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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time, it’s detachable.

– King Missile

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Goddamnit that’s perfect

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Punctuation is cool.

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But they were

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Is that guy’s name Murderface by chance?

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This question phills me with sadness. The world is philled with uncultured philistines. I’ll have to console myself with some philafels, and phillatio. to phil you in, that’s “Philthy Animal”. He philled the role of drummer in Motörhead

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Metal Memes

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Memes. For metal music.

Don’t be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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