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I lot of my friends growing up smoked. Like, my best friends. Most of my family, my mom and all of my older siblings, all smoked.

When I was something like fourteen or some shit, I took one drag and thought it was the most disgusting shit I had ever tasted on my life and an immensely unpleasant experience. Never touched them again, never even wanted to. It’s honestly one that baffles me.

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It looks awesome unfortunately

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Kinda the opposite for me. I don’t smoke or drink and absolutely hate people smoking in public so I find them a bit repulsive. Doesn’t help that my grandpa was addicted to smoking and had a tough time getting off it.

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I always liked the passive smell, and when I first tried it, it tasted great.

On top of that you do get high from it, and the first times are very strong.

So, consider yourself lucky, that you don’t like the highly addictive psychostimulant that can be legally bought everywhere. It’s kinda like you would find coffee’s taste and smell disgusting.

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I do find coffee’s smell and taste disgusting, actually. I hate coffee.

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Well, another W for you.

Although, coffee is much less harmful than nicotine, and its consumption doesn’t have other negative health effects that arise from inhaling toxic smoke.

At the same time there are clear benefits of coffee usage. So, depending on the perspective, addiction and overconsumption aside, you could consider coffe to be a net positive. Thus, from my point of view, it’s your loss, mate. Hopefully you still get something done in the morning. If only we knew what you’d be capable of if properly coffeinated.

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Humans are weird.

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Initially people start doing it to fit in and look cool, then the nicotine’s tentacles creep around your brain and hook them in.

I tried it once and never look back, it’s the worst recreational thing i ever do, the second being alcohol. I’m more intrigued on why people even start to discover and smoke this stuff, they got to be the most masochistic person in history.

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as you said, to look cool and tough, even though they are so weak they can’t resist using something that gives you cancer

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Imagine being able to resist giving yourself cancer XD

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Spoken like a square

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I used to get a hankering for cigarettes once in a blue moon after college. I kept a pack of Marlboros for such occasions. Two drags into one of those loathsome little death sticks and I remembered why I never smoke the damn things. Haven’t smoked a cigarette in 6 years and I can count the number of cigarettes I’ve smoked in my life on one hand.

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I rarely smoke when I drink a bit too much and I always regret it the next morning because my clothes stink, my hands stink and my mouth tastes like a damn ash tray.

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I’ve moved to vaping, but every so often I’ll have a few too many and crave a cigarette. I regret it about two puffs in every time, shit’s gross - and I say this as someone who smoked for almost 20 years.

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