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Unless someone posts the actual transcript of exactly what he said, I just don’t believe it.

I’m 99% sure if I looked into this, it isn’t what he said. That’s how it’s gone whenever I’ve looked into other stories like this.

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God, if Trump somehow gets in, I hope he speedruns Hitler%. Gun in mouth, Fourth Reich collapses, first day

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🤞🤞🤞

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Seriously, if he loses, and can’t escape, he’ll definitely off himself before he goes to prison. Oh no, anyway…

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The terrifying thing is that thanks to the electoral college and FPTP, he has as good a chance as Kamala despite being grossly unpopular

We need reform but as long as we keep pretending that the Republican party is a legitimate political party, that’s not gonna happen

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Part of why I get pissed by people saying they aren’t voting/are voting third party this election. It NEEDS to be overwhelmingly Harris so the Supreme Court gets scared about giving it to the GoP. If Harris loses, there is no future election, and people who were all, “Harris is just as evil I’m not voting/voting 3rd party” will be among the people rounded up and thrown into concentration camps. Morals don’t matter shit when you get forced to work to death

It’s either make sure it’s overwhelming, or stop aiming to off Trump and instead take out the republicans on the SC - At least 4 of them. And I doubt the latter will happen, so it NEEDS to be an overwhelming Dem victory

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I think there will be multiple lawsuits (Georgia, North and South Carolina, etc.,) and shady election poll shenanigans, and SCOTUS will appoint him King. Like what they did to Gore.

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And then Vance is President? I’m not sure that’s better, all the same horrible views, somewhat more coherent, has no idea how a human behaves, is on the record that if he’d been Pence he’d have helped with the coup

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18 points

We could just keep giving him new couches to keep him distracted and away from anything sort of governance.

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The only reason Pence grew a backbone is he truly believed he would be murdered if he’d left the Capitol, and replaced with The Speaker of The House. It wasn’t honor, or duty, or courage, it was purely self interest in survival.

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Vance and the entire GoP losing all power is part of the Hitler% speedrun

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53 points

“Don’t trust Google! It shows you the bad stuff! Only trust Truth Social for your information!”

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Well, your first two sentences are actually valid when you divorce them from the current context and remarry it with the reality of the bad stuff being ads, paid misinformation, and general enshittification 🤷

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23 points

Well it shows bad stuff about Trump, so clearly it’s not all misinformation.

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That much is true, of course. Everywhere including his own ramblings do that, though, so that’s not really characteristic of Google specifically 🤷

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2 points

Does he have examples of good stories lol?

They’re just reporting the awful things he’s saying (or has done).

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14 points

Only lies allowed!

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8 points

Trump has all the STDs. He caught the last one after fucking Vance’s couch.

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Based on polling post Vance, I’m pretty sure the couch fucked him.

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Pretty sure Stormy coulda told you that way before Vance the Couchfucker.

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Only “truths” approved by the ministry of truth social!

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