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High Frutose Corn Syrup

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Sample bias. The unhealthy and depressed people were less likely to be out being active and having fun.

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When I went to my first Riot Fest I looked around and was like, “Damn, did they shut down the punk rock retirement home?”

Then I realized I had just turned 31 and couldn’t trust myself any more.

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Everyone got fat and unhappy? I dunno

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Sounds like they aged up.

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Age, lack of exercise, stress… I can go on

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