Oh how i wish this were true!! Of all the onion articles, this might be my fav!
They should make another article with Joe Porter denouncing him to play the glockenspiel
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCnvzajWXCAOAq_Y1jNLFQXg
I swear this guy works in a museum for instruments or something.
that’s a vibraphone
Was just thinking the RNC should just compose their own equivalent to the Imperial March and roll with that
Presumably they’d still need to hire a session orchestra to record it. That might be a stumbling block.
I could tell it was the Onion right away, playing an instrument would imply that TFG has a talent for anything other than ranting online and bankrupting businesses
I love the pic. It’s like this whole story was based on a photoshop contest with a pic from one of his rallies.
