18 points

I want to be him

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2 points

I want to be her

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49 points

Another win for Korean women

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22 points

He got in her way

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54 points

a shark bumps into another one that’s 5 times its volume. gets eaten

there, fixed it

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42 points

That’s still cannibalism over getting bumped. It’s not like a basketball player eating a horse jockey is any different from me eating you.

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2 points

Are they the same species? Its problably the same as a human eating a monkey, which definitely happens in parts of the world

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1 point

They could be, and them not specifying it makes it seem more likely. That said, cannibalism isn’t as odd for certain animals, even of a mother’s own kids.

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6 points

it’s maybe not just getting bumped, but being locked tight in a fish tank with too many others, and then getting bumped constantly.

i can relate to this shark every time I visit a night club

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3 points

I totally understand, but cannot relate because I’m not about nightclubs.

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2 points

OP is into vore? Name checks out.

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Bestiality, at least; the name doesn’t necessarily imply vore, though.

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