Embrace the power move.
A fart that serious wouldnāt seem real, and that goes double if it appears that you unmuted specifically to make the noise. Just tell people it was a soundboard.
And now youāre the person who has a massive fart on a soundboard, and you decided to randomly unmute yourself to show it off?
Thats exactly the kind of person we want to be. The soundboard guy, thatās one step away from radio talk show host.
Youād rather be the person who decided to randomly unmute to share your actual factual filthy self? At least a soundboard is just a poorly judged joke (that actually landed, if the teacher laughed). Or you can be a fart pervert.
Follow it up with
Thanks, Taco Bell
And lean into Taco Bell being your new nickname. Easy.
I see this going one of two ways; free Taco Bell, or getting pelted with sauce packets
Just pop a āšā in the chat. No further elaboration required.
āHEY GUYS! DID YOU HEAR THAT EPIC FART I MADE? NEARLY SHAT MY PANTS!ā
* everyone laughs and forgets about it*
Honestly the teacher laughing was enough, literally no one is going to give a fuck after that.
People need to realize that they are not the main character, if you want something embarrassing you did to go away just donāt bring it up. People arenāt jotting down notes to bring up later, they have full lives of their own, no one in college has time to commit this to memory any more than a funny anecdote and they wonāt bother to remember who did it.
Counterpoint: I still vividly remember a guy ripping a fart in class more than 20 years ago. Maybe because weāve been writing a test and, up until that point, the classroom had been deadly silent before bursting into laughter.
Or maybe because he did it again, a couple of days later.