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Panel 1: Bilbo Baggins ponders, “After all… why should I care about the difference between int and String?

Panel 2: Bilbo Baggins is revealed to be an API developer. He continues, “JSON is always String, anyways…”

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The comment section proves that xml is far superior to json

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XML is all round better than Json.

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json doesn’t have ints, it has Numbers, which are ieee754 floats. if you want to precisely store the full range of a 64 bit int (anything larger than 2^53 -1) then string is indeed the correct type

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Let me show you what Ethan has to say about this: https://feddit.org/post/319546/174361

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json doesn’t have ints, it has Numbers, which are ieee754 floats.

No. numbers in JSON have arbitrary precision. The standard only specifies that implementations may impose restrictions on the allowed values.

This specification allows implementations to set limits on the range and precision of numbers accepted. Since software that implements IEEE 754 binary64 (double precision) numbers [IEEE754] is generally available and widely used, good interoperability can be achieved by implementations that expect no more precision or range than these provide, in the sense that implementations will approximate JSON numbers within the expected precision. A JSON number such as 1E400 or 3.141592653589793238462643383279 may indicate potential interoperability problems, since it suggests that the software that created it expects receiving software to have greater capabilities for numeric magnitude and precision than is widely available.

https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc8259.html#section-6

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43 points

These JSON memes got me feeing like some junior dev out there is upset because they haven’t read and understood the docs.

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26 points

You guys have docs?

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You guys can read?

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The code is my bible.

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The schema is this SQL statement

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"true"

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Timing is about right for it to be a batch of newly minted CS grads getting into their first corporate jobs.

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Comments? Comments? Who needs comments?

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It’s the API’s job to validate it either way. As it does that job, it may as well parse the string as an integer.

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I refuse to validate data that comes from the backend I specifically develop against.

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Or even funnier: It gets parsed in octal, which does yield a valid zip code. Good luck finding that.

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Who tf decided that a 0 prefix means base 8 in the first place? If a time machine was invented somehow I’m going to cap that man, after the guy that created JavaScript.

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Well shit, my zip code starts with a 9.

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Oof.

I guess this is one of the reasons that some linters now scream if you don’t provide base when parsing numbers. But then again good luck finding it if it happens internally. Still, I feel like a ZIP should be treated as a string even if it looks like a number.

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Explicit types are just laziness, you should be catching exceptions anyways.

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I do. I return an error.

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